note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm too high and old for this...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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