I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We are all done wearing pants today
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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