Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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