Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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