Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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