Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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