She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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