office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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