I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Acid is not a monday night drug
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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