I'm jealous of your bromance
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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