Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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