I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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