I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Randomize