careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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