Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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