Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I party with great urgency now.
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