We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she peed on how many people?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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