My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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