Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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