well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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