just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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