i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You smell like a Billy Joel song
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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