i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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