How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i believe in u and ur pee
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