Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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