i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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