go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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