been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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