2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
There r osticjed everywhere
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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