So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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