what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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