i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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