Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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