Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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