He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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