I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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