I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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