One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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