If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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