How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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