i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Never joke about your clitoris.
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