i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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