she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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