The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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