im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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