I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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