i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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