And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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