the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize