my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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